The ethical offsetting marketplace · Est. MMXXVI

Morality,
optimised.

Indulgences is the world's first ethical offsetting platform. Combining time-honoured medieval practice with cutting-edge technology, Indulgences is the definitive way to ease your moral burden and address future karmic liability.

Confess your wrongs, or hedge moral futures.

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Anonymous · Irreversible · All sales final

The marketplace

Three instruments.

01

The Indulgence

Confess. Be assessed. Offset. Includes one Talent, and automated intercession via ORA.

from $3.01 / GU averted
PRO
02

The Indulgence PRO

For prior or ongoing sins, ethically offset by direct human prayer from an Accredited Tier-1 Divine Liaison.

from $10,000 Enquire

Subject to Liaison availability

03

Guilt Futures

The Guilt Gift Card. For someone else's conscience — or your own, later. Redeemable against any moral liability, past or future. Arrives anonymously, without explanation.

$25 – $100

How it works

ORA. Automated
intercession.

Standard Indulgences are fulfilled by ORA, an AI intercession engine. You confess. The machine prays. PRO engagements are escalated to a human.

  1. 01

    Ingest

    Your confession is sealed and reduced to a cryptographic digest. The text is destroyed. The engine prays over the hash.

  2. 02

    Petition

    Prayers are dispatched continuously, in 141 languages, across 3,081 deities and belief systems — weighted by adherent base and historical responsiveness. We do not know who is listening, so we petition everyone.

  3. 03

    Predict

    Intercession runs ahead of need. For Pre-Absolution holders, the engine forecasts the sin and files the petitions in advance. Forgiveness arrives before the act.

0 petitions issued since you arrived

NOW PETITIONING — Saint Jude, patron of lost causes · in Ecclesiastical Latin

No deity has confirmed receipt. Delivery is assumed.

The cause area

Guilt: important,
tractable, neglected.

Scale

Everyone is guilty of something.

Tractability

Guilt responds to ritual.

Neglectedness

Nobody is funding your soul.

The artefact

Every receipt,
a Talent.

Each indulgence mints a Talent — a unique digital relic, struck at the moment of offset. A north star, held in a halo. Numbered to your transaction, seeded by your digest.

The Talent does not contain your confession.
It contains the fact that you made one.

  • Edition1 of 1, on-chain
  • StandardERC-721, minted on issuance
  • CustodyYours, irrevocably

FAQ

Questions.

Is my confession anonymous?

Yes. The text is destroyed on submission. Only its digest survives.

Does this actually absolve me?

We are contractually unable to answer this question.

How can you forgive a sin that hasn't happened yet?

The instrument is valid from the moment of purchase. The sin is valid whenever you are ready.

What if I never commit the sin?

The absolution remains unspent. It does not expire. It waits.

Who prays for me?

A machine. Continuously. In languages you do not speak, to gods you may not believe in. PRO clients receive a human.

Can I get a refund?

Guilt, once offset, cannot be reinstated. All transactions are final.