The Indulgence
Confess. Be assessed. Offset. Includes one Talent, and automated intercession via ORA.
The ethical offsetting marketplace · Est. MMXXVI
Indulgences is the world's first ethical offsetting platform. Combining time-honoured medieval practice with cutting-edge technology, Indulgences is the definitive way to ease your moral burden and address future karmic liability.
Confess your wrongs, or hedge moral futures.
Anonymous · Irreversible · All sales final
The marketplace
Confess. Be assessed. Offset. Includes one Talent, and automated intercession via ORA.
For prior or ongoing sins, ethically offset by direct human prayer from an Accredited Tier-1 Divine Liaison.
Subject to Liaison availability
The Guilt Gift Card. For someone else's conscience — or your own, later. Redeemable against any moral liability, past or future. Arrives anonymously, without explanation.
How it works
Standard Indulgences are fulfilled by ORA, an AI intercession engine. You confess. The machine prays. PRO engagements are escalated to a human.
Your confession is sealed and reduced to a cryptographic digest. The text is destroyed. The engine prays over the hash.
Prayers are dispatched continuously, in 141 languages, across 3,081 deities and belief systems — weighted by adherent base and historical responsiveness. We do not know who is listening, so we petition everyone.
Intercession runs ahead of need. For Pre-Absolution holders, the engine forecasts the sin and files the petitions in advance. Forgiveness arrives before the act.
0 petitions issued since you arrived
NOW PETITIONING — Saint Jude, patron of lost causes · in Ecclesiastical Latin
No deity has confirmed receipt. Delivery is assumed.
The cause area
Everyone is guilty of something.
Guilt responds to ritual.
Nobody is funding your soul.
The artefact
Each indulgence mints a Talent — a unique digital relic, struck at the moment of offset. A north star, held in a halo. Numbered to your transaction, seeded by your digest.
The Talent does not contain your confession.
It contains the fact that you made one.
FAQ
Yes. The text is destroyed on submission. Only its digest survives.
We are contractually unable to answer this question.
The instrument is valid from the moment of purchase. The sin is valid whenever you are ready.
The absolution remains unspent. It does not expire. It waits.
A machine. Continuously. In languages you do not speak, to gods you may not believe in. PRO clients receive a human.
Guilt, once offset, cannot be reinstated. All transactions are final.
Movement I
State the wrongdoing in your own words. On sealing, the text is destroyed; only its digest survives.
Movement II
Your confession is sealed.
Three particulars remain.
Ethical debt compounds at 3.1% per annum.
Moral Liability Estimate
0.00 GU
Movement III
A sum is suggested, calibrated to your liability. What you pay is between you and the ledger.
Symbolic minimum: $1. Contribution size does not correlate with absolution.
INDULGENCES ✠ ETHICAL OFFSETTING
Certificate of Indulgence
Nº ····
Be it recorded that on —, an anonymous party confessed a matter of the category —, assessed at — Guilt Units, and offset the same by a contribution of —.
Sealed digest of the confession
—
Talent #···· will be
minted to your wallet, seeded by this digest.
Carry it.
Guilt Gift Card
Redeemable against any moral liability, past or future. Arrives anonymously, without explanation.
The balance does not accrue interest. Guilt does.
Guilt Gift Card
We do not need a name. Only a direction.
What the card implies, the recipient will supply themselves.
$50
16.61 GU of absolution
GC-····-····
Redeemable against any moral liability, past or future · No expiry · All redemptions final
Dispatched anonymously. No sender. No explanation.